Apparently people hate minivans. The LA Times' Dan Neil went on a rant about them in a review of the Mazda5 “get over your minivan self-hatred and accept the car as “proof positive that you have had successful and productive congress with the opposite sex. Can you say as much for a Corvette? I don't think so.”

He also railed people by saying that “You could fill the Suez Canal with all the gasoline wasted because suburban breeders — afraid that a minivan would make them look like, well, exactly what they are — opted instead for three tons of big ugly SUV.”

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