pretzel party is coming…..

The infamous Pretzel Party is at Dan and Betsy's this coming Saturday. Last years was great and this will be even more fun. Read more to see the invitation in German and English.
Mischung zusammen

Reichliche Mengen Freunde…

Alberne Quantitäten Bier…

Nahe Berge des Mehls…

Ein Spiel der Vorhölle…

Und 2 Eßlöffel Lauge…

Und gesetzt ihnen allen in einen kleinen Raum und in eine Erschütterung zum zu erhalten

Oktoberfest!

warum yesh, es dieses mal des Jahres wieder ist.

Und dieses we're auf dem FÜNFTEN JAHRBUCH betrachtend! Sie am wahrscheinlichsten kennen bereits das vollständige Programm. Aber für die ganze Sie Brezel-Beteiligtes Virgins™ heraus dort oder für die deren schwache Gedächtnisse zum alten Alter gehören, here's das schtick:

Stellen Sie oben bei 616 Pauline Blvd (don't wird durch die Tatsache verwirrt, daß es wirklich nicht eine Prachtstraße ist), herum 8pm am Samstag Oktober 9. dar. Jedoch darstellend herauf isn't durchaus genug, da dieses ein volles Teilnahmebeteiligtes ist, das Sie holen müssen, sechs-verpacken Sie von etwas Bier you've hatte nie vor (Busch Lite et al. zählt nicht, ob you've es vorher oder nicht hatte).

Sobald Sie in you'll bald erhalten, seien zu den Arbeit Rollenbrezeln, hundert meeelin Brezeln, die besten verfluchten Brezeln gesetzt Sie, die you've überhaupt hatte! Verbessern Sie als, gehend zum Mooooooon!

we'll liefern den Senf.

Bis dann,
Dan u. Wetten

Ps, wenn Sie Sie kennen, kann oder kann nicht bitte kommen schießen uns eine E-mail, also können wir einen rauhen Zählimpuls auf, wieviel zu bilden Teig erhalten.

“If Leben gibt Ihnen Zitronen, warum man nicht die geräucherten Lachse vorbereitet, die auf klaren Käse-Biskuiten mit der Schnittlauch-und Zitrone-Creme gedient werden, gefolgt von Coconut und von der Zitrone Risotto mit Pilz Duxelles und Spinat mit einer Seite des gegrillten Spargels mit Zitrone-Butter und des Endes mit Zitrone-Pudding-Auflauf mit Champagne Sabayon? Mindestens that's, was sie auf Eisen Chef.” taten; — R.M. Weiner

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Or if you prefer english…
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mix together

Copious amounts of friends…

Ludicrous quantities of beer…

Near mountains of flour…

A game of Limbo…

And 2 Tablespoons of lye…

And put them all into a small space and shake to get

Oktoberfest!

why yesh, it is that time of year again.

And considering that we're on the FIFTH ANNUAL! You most likely already know the whole routine. But for all of you Pretzel Party Virgins™ out there, or for those whose feeble memories are going with old age, here's the schtick:

Show up at 616 Pauline Blvd (don't be confused by the fact that it actually is not a Boulevard) around 8pm on Saturday October 9th. However, showing up isn't quite enough since this is a full participation party- you have to bring a six-pack of some beer you've never had before (Busch Lite et al does not count whether you've had it before or not).

Once you get in you'll soon be put to work rolling pretzels, a hundred meeelin pretzels, the best damn pretzels you've ever had! Better than going to the Mooooooon!

we'll provide the mustard.

See you then,
Dan & Bets

PS If you know you can or cannot come please shoot us an e-mail so we can get a rough count on how much dough to make.
PPS For all of you too far away to come we just wanted to let you know that we're thinking about you.

It's Party Time!!!!

The summer is pretty much over. Ann Arbor is full of stupid college students. It's getting colder. At 8pm the sun is gone. Today is only 12 hours, 45 minutes long while tomorrow will 2 minutes, 47 seconds shorter.

So im going to have a where did my summer go? Party. It will be a summer theme party. The pool is open, there will be volleyball/badminton set up, and also room for ultimate. If forced indoors there are board games, pool table, and air hockey. When it gets dark a fire will be providedWHEN:
This Saturday September 11th at 7pm ish

WHAT WILL BE PROVIDED:
Lemonade
Hot dogs
some NMV (Non Meat Alternative)
Watermellon
Corn on the Cob
smore sutff
various summertime foods

WHAT YOU SHOULD BRING:
Youself
You significant other
swimsuit
If you feel like it some dish to pass
something alcoholic to drink
summertime fun

FAQ:

Q: I hate summer. Can I still come to the party?
A: Summer is not my favorite season either. If you choose you can celebrate the end of summer and welcome the ramp up to ski season. If you choose you can swim in a snowmobile suit and pretend its powder.

Q: Where do you live and how do I get threre?
A: I am moved in with my parents. They live at:
6868 Strawberry Lk Rd
Dexter Michigan 48130
Directions are available in the Directions portion of this email, located at the bottom.

Q: I have to work and might be late. Is that OK?
A: You should quit your job. Or you may also choose to come late and miss out on fun.

Q: Should I RSVP?
A: In order to plan adequately It is nice to know who and how many are coming. If you are unable to respond its OK as well.

Q: I know this cool person(s), can he/she come too?
A: Sure, just let me know. You might also want to forward them this email so they can know what's up.

Q:I am a Hippie/Frenchmen/Brit. Am I still invited?
A: On certain occasions Hippie-French-Brits are allowed. This is one of them, but let me know, because I have never seen a person who is all three of those things, so be ready to be examined, and possibly dissected.

DIRECTIONS:
From Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti:
-Take US 23 north to N. Territorial (exit ) and turn RIGHT.
– Follow Territorial a ways until you get to the 4-way stop at Mast Road.
-Turn right (north) on Mast Road until it ends at Strawberry Lake Road.
-Turn right (east) and we are down about 100 yards on the left.

From anywhere else:
-email me
-Or Use mapquest

Lazy Labor day

I went to Lowell (north of Grand Rapids) for the weekend and hung out with Betsy's parents. Dan, Betsy, Bridgit, and I went. Did some paddling, ate lots of food, played ultimate, and relaxed. It was a great time.

Happy 4th of July

Today we celebrate the 228th anniversary of our nation's independence. We also celebrate the 228th anniversary of us sticking it to the Brits. I would like to give a shout out to my brother down in GA it's probably hot down there.