I am pretty sure that if you combined MacGyver, DiVinci, Paul Bunyan, and a healthy dash of Jesus you would end up with this man:
Norm has not one, but two shows. He has his own show, The New Yankee Workshop, where he builds the coolest everything. He also is on This Old House. The man can do anything and his shop must have required divine intervention to become so amazing. He also has the advantage of owning every tool, clamp and gadget ever needed. It's almost like on the 8th day God created tools and on the 9th day he created Norm to name them and watch over them and use them.
Eli and I both love watching his shows. He can't stop yelling “DRILL, DRILL” or “BIG SAW!!!.”
If you want to also stalk Norm he provides a camera in the shop for just that.