A true Canadian is one who can make love in a canoe without tipping
–Pierre Berton

Anyone can make love in a canoe, it's a Canadian who knows enough to take out the centre thwart!
–Philip Chester

Anyone who says they like portaging is either a liar or crazy
–Bill Mason 1929-1988

Give me a good canoe, a pair of Jibway snowshoes, my beaver, my family and 10,000 square miles of wilderness and I am happy
–Archibald Belaney, aka Grey Owl

Go stick your foot in a lake, eh!
–AnonymousMore cool quotes are available here